Custard Cream?

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

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paula-deens-buttery-thighs:

staticsrecyclebin:

I’ve done it

I’ve created the perfect hentai creature

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I’m starting to think that being able to smell someones barbeque through an open window may actually be a valid form of torture

macaronrainbow:

tatermo:

I keep looking at it, and it keeps confusing me

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